Am I Normal

Just checking, but...

Am I normal because... when I get a sushi craving I have. to. have. sushi? I mean once I get that craving there is no going back.

Am I normal because... I talk to my dogs like they are people? I narrate my day to them, ask their opinion, and explain situations to them. We pretty much keep a running commentary all day long.

Am I normal because... I feel like I can tell the stylist at the hair salon anything? There is something therapeutic about that chair of theirs...

Am I normal because... I hear every little sound in the house when Honey is out of town? When he's home our house seems normal but when he's gone? This place is a symphony of creaks and groans!

Am I normal because... I play out intense, detailed, scenes similar to the fight scenes in 300 to people who ring our doorbell? Seriously? There's not only a piece of paper taped over it, but the paper says not to ring the bell.

Am I Normal

Am I normal because... I have to wash grapes before I can touch them much less eat them? They feel so strange before they're washed!

Am I normal because... sometimes if I'm driving behind a super slooow car I want to gently nudge them along using the front bumper of my car?

Am I normal because... I cannot tell you the plot line of any Star Wars movie? They were confusing to me back in the 80's and now with all the remakes I am even more confused. 

*Little Known Fact about me: I was Princess Leia in a princess contest once. Double buns and all.

Am I normal because... I cannot stand to lick and seal an envelopes? If I have more than a few to seal I use water and a sponge.

Am I normal because... I've never met a batter I didn't like? Cookie, cake, you name it!